Welcome to the International Church of Pie, a place for fellowship under the One True Dessert, the Almighty Pie.

Do you ever feel alone? Or that your god, whoever that may be, has betrayed you or abandoned you? Fear no more, children! The International Church of Pie has officially opened its doors to the worldwide Internet community. Abandon your hateful, evil gods, and embrace the Pie, who rules all with a gentle hand and a nice graham cracker crust.

Confused about the Church of Pie? Feel free to explore our community, including basic information on our faith, as well as the Pieble, or the Good Book of Divine Pastries. If you believe you have found your path, we urge you to become part of our community by volunteering to be a Member! Becoming an official Member not only guarantees your safe passage into the Great Pie in the Sky once the Pie deems it is time to remove you from the purgatory of our mortal oven of four hundred degrees, but that our tasty, informative newsletter will be delivered straight to your inbox. Come and join us--the Pie forbid that the evil demon Cake with his cursed sickly-sweet frosting gets his fluffy hands on your soul before we do!

A NOTE TO ALL NEW AND EXISTING MEMBERS. The move to the new server is finished! Visit the new site to see the new, sleeker design, updated member list, and other goodies. See you there!
Pie be praised,
--Sister Key Lime

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